About Gogle!

While Page and Brin were creating "Google," an exceptionally uncreative student copied the idea and launched his own version: Gogle!

Shortly after, he was expelled from Stanford. Desperate and broke, he sold the domain to us — respectable entrepreneurs who have absolutely never dabbled in adware, toolbars, or suspicious download links.

We proudly launched Gogle! Serch Engine Free Software+ (codename: "Google Killer") to bring the internet to the masses — with only *slightly* intrusive pop-ups and a 99% uptime during leap years.

Despite rumors, we have never scammed our users, and we totally did not exploit known vulnerabilities in NT-based operating systems. Those blue screens? Coincidence.

So go ahead, type your serch, click on a few blinking banners, and enjoy a truly retro web experience powered by pure nostalgia, questionable ethics, and expired HTML tags.